Five people Jim Kirk never slept with (and one he did) [Kirk/Spock, PG-13, 150 words]
Jul. 9th, 2009 | 01:46 pm
1. Uhura: It got awkward after he got caught with his pants down with Gaila. At one point he thought she only batted for the girl team, because nothing else explained why she didn't celebrate the awesomeness that is James T. Kirk.
2. Bones: Jim would tap that grumpy Southern doctor so hard, except Bones was the only best friend he had. And painfully straight besides. (They never talked of the My Divorce Papers Came Through Incident.)
3. Chekov: Sulu would kill him. (Didn't stop Jim from calling him "Ensign Jailbait" though.)
4. Nurse Chapel: She's blond and hot, and not entirely immune to his charm. But he once caught her making goggly eyes at Spock. I know, right?
5. Ambassador Spock: It was cold at Delta Vega, but not that cold.
i. Spock: Jim decided to cut the middle man (or women) and go straight to the cockblocking source.
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star_trek_flashfic's Five Things challenge.
Just came back from watching ST:XI for the third time.
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2. Bones: Jim would tap that grumpy Southern doctor so hard, except Bones was the only best friend he had. And painfully straight besides. (They never talked of the My Divorce Papers Came Through Incident.)
3. Chekov: Sulu would kill him. (Didn't stop Jim from calling him "Ensign Jailbait" though.)
4. Nurse Chapel: She's blond and hot, and not entirely immune to his charm. But he once caught her making goggly eyes at Spock. I know, right?
5. Ambassador Spock: It was cold at Delta Vega, but not that cold.
i. Spock: Jim decided to cut the middle man (or women) and go straight to the cockblocking source.
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Four people Chekov never fell in love with (and one he did) [Chekov/Sulu, PG-13, 100 words]
Jul. 9th, 2009 | 03:46 am
1. Captain Kirk always flirts, and he doesn't have an "off" switch. Chekov is relieved that the Captain only teases him by calling him "Ensign Jailbait."
2. The beautiful and competent Lt. Uhura only treats him like a little brother.
3. Dr. McCoy is old.
4. Spock is intelligent and has a commanding presence, but it would unnerve him to be the focus of that measuring gaze for long.
5. Like everyone else on the U.S.S. Enterprise, Sulu is older than him. Sulu never pats his curls though, and he grinned that time Chekov said fencing was invented in Russia.
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star_trek_flashfic's Five Things challenge. Also, I think this is my first present tense piece ever.
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2. The beautiful and competent Lt. Uhura only treats him like a little brother.
3. Dr. McCoy is old.
4. Spock is intelligent and has a commanding presence, but it would unnerve him to be the focus of that measuring gaze for long.
5. Like everyone else on the U.S.S. Enterprise, Sulu is older than him. Sulu never pats his curls though, and he grinned that time Chekov said fencing was invented in Russia.
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