Aletheia - Five people Jim Kirk never slept with (and one he did) [Kirk/Spock, PG-13, 150 words]

1. Uhura: It got awkward after he got caught with his pants down with Gaila. At one point he thought she only batted for the girl team, because nothing else explained why she didn't celebrate the awesomeness that is James T. Kirk.

2. Bones: Jim would tap that grumpy Southern doctor so hard, except Bones was the only best friend he had. And painfully straight besides. (They never talked of the My Divorce Papers Came Through Incident.)

3. Chekov: Sulu would kill him. (Didn't stop Jim from calling him "Ensign Jailbait" though.)

4. Nurse Chapel: She's blond and hot, and not entirely immune to his charm. But he once caught her making goggly eyes at Spock. I know, right?

5. Ambassador Spock: It was cold at Delta Vega, but not that cold.

i. Spock: Jim decided to cut the middle man (or women) and go straight to the cockblocking source.

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Answers star_trek_flashfic's Five Things challenge.

Just came back from watching ST:XI for the third time. rea_saint pointed out to me that Kirk's mom is played by Cameron from House, M.D. @_@
She actually looks good blond here (but not on House), how did that happen? =O

Also, after Kirk and Spock beamed to the Narada, I noticed that one of the Romulan standing screens was a pin-up of a woman in a bikini-like outfit X-D

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