Five people Jim Kirk never slept with (and one he did) [Kirk/Spock, PG-13, 150 words]
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Jul. 9th, 2009 | 01:46 pm
1. Uhura: It got awkward after he got caught with his pants down with Gaila. At one point he thought she only batted for the girl team, because nothing else explained why she didn't celebrate the awesomeness that is James T. Kirk.
2. Bones: Jim would tap that grumpy Southern doctor so hard, except Bones was the only best friend he had. And painfully straight besides. (They never talked of the My Divorce Papers Came Through Incident.)
3. Chekov: Sulu would kill him. (Didn't stop Jim from calling him "Ensign Jailbait" though.)
4. Nurse Chapel: She's blond and hot, and not entirely immune to his charm. But he once caught her making goggly eyes at Spock. I know, right?
5. Ambassador Spock: It was cold at Delta Vega, but not that cold.
i. Spock: Jim decided to cut the middle man (or women) and go straight to the cockblocking source.
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star_trek_flashfic's Five Things challenge.
Just came back from watching ST:XI for the third time.
rea_saint pointed out to me that Kirk's mom is played by Cameron from House, M.D. @_@
She actually looks good blond here (but not on House), how did that happen? =O
Also, after Kirk and Spock beamed to the Narada, I noticed that one of the Romulan standing screens was a pin-up of a woman in a bikini-like outfit X-D
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2. Bones: Jim would tap that grumpy Southern doctor so hard, except Bones was the only best friend he had. And painfully straight besides. (They never talked of the My Divorce Papers Came Through Incident.)
3. Chekov: Sulu would kill him. (Didn't stop Jim from calling him "Ensign Jailbait" though.)
4. Nurse Chapel: She's blond and hot, and not entirely immune to his charm. But he once caught her making goggly eyes at Spock. I know, right?
5. Ambassador Spock: It was cold at Delta Vega, but not that cold.
i. Spock: Jim decided to cut the middle man (or women) and go straight to the cockblocking source.
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She actually looks good blond here (but not on House), how did that happen? =O
Also, after Kirk and Spock beamed to the Narada, I noticed that one of the Romulan standing screens was a pin-up of a woman in a bikini-like outfit X-D
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glitterandlube
date: Jul. 10th, 2009 11:47 pm (UTC)
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i. Spock: Jim decided to cut the middle man (or women) and go straight to the cockblocking source.
YOU WON ME WITH THIS LINE. COCK BLOCKER FTW!
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lilian_cho
date: Jul. 11th, 2009 12:56 am (UTC)
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Thanks for commenting!
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queenbarwench
date: Jul. 11th, 2009 11:12 am (UTC)
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lilian_cho
date: Jul. 11th, 2009 09:36 pm (UTC)
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I think she dyed her eyebrows in ST, which is why I thought she's a natural blond. Whereas in House she has blond hair + dark eyebrows --> DOES NOT COMPUTE in my mind X-D
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date: Nov. 24th, 2009 02:51 am (UTC)
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lilian_cho
date: Dec. 5th, 2009 05:17 pm (UTC)
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(Late reply is late.)
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